This Flight Attendant Did Something Unexpectable! Luckily It Got Caught On Camera!!!

Southwest Airlines is actually known for their awesome flight attendants and even pilots who try and keep their flights light and easy for people. Their moonlight comedian Martha “Marty” Cobb, puts her own little sassy spin on the safety speech with jokes that made everyone rolling with laughter. “Can I pretend to have your attention for just a few moments?”, Marty starts, as soon as she got the audience listening, the jokes kept piling. This is the great way to make people relax before the flight, and very helpful for those who are afraid to. Prepare your cheeks and tummies for a good laughter. Please, enjoy and share with your friends and family, it will make their day.


What a great way to start a flight: “My ex-husband, my new boyfriend and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features aboard this 737 800 series. It’s been a long day for me.” She kept the ball rolling by making fun pf the life vests: “In the highly unlikely event that the captain lands us near a hot tub, everybody gets their very own teeny weeny yellow Southwest bikini.” “And if the oxygen masks come down and you’re traveling with small children? We’re sorry,” she jokes. She’s sarcastic, honest, but most importantly, entertaining: “As you know it’s a no-smoking, no-whining, no-complaining flight,” she continued. “It’s a ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ and ‘you are such a good looking flight attendant’ flight.” “Position your seat belt tight and low across your hips, like my grandmother wears her support bra”. “Everybody gets a door prize in the seat back in front of you, along with dirty diapers, chewing gum wrappers, dirty diapers, and all the other gifts you leave for us from time to time.” She even poked at the increasing expense associated with flying, warning passengers that “to activate the flow of oxygen (in the masks) simply insert 75 cents for the first minute. Cobb finishes strong with an invitation to complain: “If there’s anything at all we can do to make your flight more enjoyable, please tell us…just as soon as we land in Salt Lake City. And if there’s anything you can do to make our flight more enjoyable, we’ll tell you immediately. We’re not shy in Southwest.” “That’s what we call very cheap entertainment. Nobody had to pay extra, but you certainly don’t get a refund.”

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http://www.blogsouthwest.com/video/

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